Me: Asparagus makes your pee smell bad
Mum: Who told you that?
Me: The internetz
Mum: Oh yeah, so you look up asparagus makes your pee smell bad. You sick puppy.
Me: Well actually someone linked me
Mum: ...
Me: :(
Me: ...I love you mum
Mum: You were an accident
Kidding about the last 2 bits, she loves me ^-^
