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Paper beats rock. Scissors beats paper. Rock beats scissors. Shark knife cuts off your arms and then disembowels you.
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win
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I hate that feeling when you know all eyes are on you, and you keep trying to redeem yourself and say something that will impress everyone and the silence lingers and you can’t do anything to make everyone stop looking.